RPG Jokes!

An indie RPG walks into a bar. “We don’t serve indie RPGs here,” says the bartender.

“Why not?” asks the RPG.

The bartender says, “You always bring a mob.”

 

An indie RPG walks into a bar. “We don’t serve indie RPGs here,” says the bartender.

“Why not?” asks the RPG.

“Look,” shrugs the bartender, “I’m just trying to level with you.”

 

A skill-based RPG walks into a bar. “We don’t serve skill-based RPGs here,” says the bartender.

“Why not?” asks the skill-based RPG.

The bartender says, “You have no class.”

 

An indie RPG walks into a bar. “We don’t serve indie RPGs here,” says the bartender.

“That’s not fair!” says the RPG. “We deserve service.”

The bartender shrugs: “You’re living in a fantasy world.”

 

 

An indie RPG walks into a bar. “We don’t serve indie RPGs here,” says the bartender.

“Why not?” asks the RPG.

The bartender says, “We’re IGF judges.”

 

Ha, ha! Ha!

…oh, wait.

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